VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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