yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
