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• (650): View more from California

  oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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  the diet of an alcoholic...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

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  How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Salt in an open wound right now.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  my head hurts. i need an adult

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  and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult

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• (925): View more from California

  Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.

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• (619): View more from California

  Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody was home so I boiled the dildo

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle

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