Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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