my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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