If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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