do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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