My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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