That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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