How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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