I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Couch. On fire.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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