It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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