went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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