you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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