come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Small penises have feelings too.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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