so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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