remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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