I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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