I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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