I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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