He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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