question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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