so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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