you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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