is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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