okay pat passed out under dana's car
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
What a dumb baby whore.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Bring me that man meat
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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