Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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