So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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