Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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