brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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