oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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