I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There r osticjed everywhere
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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