Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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