Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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