I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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