Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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