So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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