So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
