Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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