It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
These tits shall not be calmed
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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