He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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