spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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