i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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