if you like me you must not know who I am
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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