i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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