if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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