1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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