Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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