Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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