Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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