I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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